Friday, December 17, 2010

I'll give you the low-down on how my evening went last night. Not that you give two shites or anything but its my blog and I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. Don't leave though, I'm just using this tough guy attitude as a defence mechanism for my pitiful low self-esteem.

Anyway here I am being rejected by some stuck-up, south-sider little toe-rag and there she is yapping away to her mates about how red my face was getting. Not that I was embarrassed or anything, I was just sweating buckets. My face got got so red and pasty that I looked as if i was desperately trying and failing to hold in a shit. Too much info?

Did I mention that I was also drunk off my tits? A couple hours before we hit the club, one of my friends thought it would be a lark if we drank his concoction of vodka mixed with red bull mixed with absinthe.  He called it 'The Holy grail' and by Jaysys it knocked the living daylights out of me. 

Before I knew it, I was in the bathroom sitting on an aids infested toliet with my hands on my face. I was in a very bad way! I must of been sitting there for quite sometime as the toliet guy started banging on the door asking if I was alright. I looked at my phone and checked the time. FUCK 3.00am!! Party's over.  






32 comments:

  1. Led on by heaven, and crownd with joy at last: Following!

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  2. That's terrible. Worst Chrismas ever.

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  3. oh my F***ing god... horrible but nice to read

    followed

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  4. Psh, it's not like they play video games. Why were you even talking to them?

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  5. Ahaha love the 'tough guy to low self esteem' cover! One we all use!

    And when I'm trollied, I usually pass out on the floor, I rarely end up in the toilet!

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  6. That's what happens when you drink absinthe...
    Yeah sounds pretty bad man.

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  7. I once sat in a club toilet and got thrown out by the bouncer. I think I fell asleep cos when I checked the time it was 3.30am and I had lost 2 hours

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  8. don't leave tho
    ill just check on you often
    http://inhiarashi.blogspot.com

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  9. Hehe this sucks mannn!!

    Also check mine!
    http://geeknewsb.blogspot.com/

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  10. We've all been there man. And if you haven't, you will.

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  11. Oh shi- I like your blog, I'll be following.

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  12. Wild night mate! Following and Supporting!

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  13. Cool story bro.

    But seriously, thats rough. Its okay though your friend will have a night like this soon enough. I kind of want to try the holy grail though...

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  14. absinthe? are you kidding me man thats some heavy stuff i always wanted to try that. you sure are having some interesting adventures. keep me updated with your blogs!

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  15. well crap i havent been out drinking in months, you just gave me some motivation to get wasted tomorrow

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  16. Shitty dude, sseriously thats just shity

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  17. hahaha man im not gonna lie to you. first post ive read carefully and fully. youre fuckin funny.

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  18. haha sounds like a friday night to me

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  19. Absinth'll fuck you up man, best to measure your own portions of that shit

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  20. sounds like a fucking strong drink. spent the last 3 nights out and now im the one whos spent.

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  21. hahaha! I got quite drunk this Saturday playing Ring of Fire... BEWARE OF THE DIRTY PINT!!

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