A couple of days prior to Cowen's debut on the Jay Leno show, the BIFFO made international headlines when he appeared drunk on Morning Ireland. As he staggered through the interview, Cowen made a countless number of cock ups, like mixing the Croke Park Agreement up with the Good Friday Agreement. Now I know that loads of commies are arguing that Cowen was simply hung over and hoarse from the night before, but if you have ever spent the entire night on the lash and needed to get up early for the next morning, you should realise that its quite common to wake up still under the influence.
The BIFFO described such allegations as nonsense, which 'should be left in the dustbin'.
However the song in the video below will rap up the entire incident in a matter of 1 minute and 39 seconds.
Now your probably wondering why on earth would a Guard try and prevent a "respectable" TD from driving home after a hard days work.
But as it turns out, 'Peanut head' got very well-acquainted to the bar at Leinster house and departed in the most deplorable way imaginable. The female Guard explained that he was too intoxicated to drive home safely and offered to call him a taxi.
Instead of listening to her mindful advise, Peanut head began to shout abuse at the Guard, claiming that her career would be over once his party gets into power.
At the time of the incident, Sheehan was so drunk that he required assistance to remain upright and later claimed that he had little memory of the event.